The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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the power to youtube poop

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to sneeze scissors

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!