The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

thumb_up thumb_down +5

The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

thumb_up thumb_down +5

The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Meltman, with the power to melt!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

thumb_up thumb_down -7

The power to fly when your touching the ground

thumb_up thumb_down -7

The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

thumb_up thumb_down -35

The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

thumb_up thumb_down +166

The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

thumb_up thumb_down +146

The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

thumb_up thumb_down +130

The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

thumb_up thumb_down +130

the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

thumb_up thumb_down +128

The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

thumb_up thumb_down +128

The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down +124

The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

thumb_up thumb_down +122

The power to push a door that only pulls.

thumb_up thumb_down +122

The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

thumb_up thumb_down +120

the power to shout and make people piss their pants

thumb_up thumb_down +116

The power to be powerless

thumb_up thumb_down +116

the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

thumb_up thumb_down +112

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!