the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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the power to be really itchy.

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the power of words

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!