the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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the power of being yourself

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The ability to not be Batman

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!