Immunity to medication

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to rite liek dis

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power of Acid Tears

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!