To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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the power to not have a power

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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the power to dislike this power

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to suck your own dick

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!