The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!