The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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Meatvision.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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Lactokinesis

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The power to see through air.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!