The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to become yourself

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to cry acid tears

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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the power to see the present.

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The power to repel women.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!