The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to see air

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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the power to control urine

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to make dad jokes.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!