The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to become a carrot.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!