- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

captain obvious

the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

ability to run very fast without stopping forever

The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

The power to lose all your limbs

The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

The power to turn into a parking lot.

The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

Grass eating

The power to change your eyebrows daily

The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

the power to suck but only when your awesome

The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

the power of being cut off mid senta

the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

Pointless Super Powers