The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power of asdfgh

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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Being alive (until you die).

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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Lactokinesis

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!