The power to not Waste time

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to understand math.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to glow in the dark

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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the power to not finish your

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!