The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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the power to vote

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!