Grass eating

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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Third armpit.

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The power to bleed

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!