The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to exist

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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the power to be in AA.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!