The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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Third armpit.

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power of reading your own mind.

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the power to see the present

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The power to get your comment 1st

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!