the power of being cut off mid senta

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to exist

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to die at will.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to poke

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!