The power to tickle your own feet.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to catch em all

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!