thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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the power to control urine

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!