The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to shit dirt!

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The power to fall up.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!