The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The power to be normal.

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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The power to fart tear gas

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The power to never have fun...never.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!