- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

Having taste buds in your anus.

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to shrink boobs

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power to be missed when present.

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

The power to flush toilets with your mind

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

The power to keep up with the kardashians

Pointless Super Powers