Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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the power to get extra homework

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The ability to police irony

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!