The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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the power to get really mad.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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[insert pointless super powers here]

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the power to be in AA.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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Lactokinesis

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to sweat acid.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!