The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to shit dirt!

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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the power to see through bananas

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to die

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!