the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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blindness

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to pee any color

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!