The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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Find Waldo

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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Third armpit.

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The power to bleed

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!