The power life like a hermit.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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the power to become retarded

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!