The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

thumb_up thumb_down +36

The power to be really bad at math.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

The power to have the longest little finger

thumb_up thumb_down +36

The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

thumb_up thumb_down +28

The power to be HUMAN

thumb_up thumb_down +26

The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

thumb_up thumb_down +18

the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

thumb_up thumb_down +10

The power of your girlfriend's will

thumb_up thumb_down +10

The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

the power two become drunk at anytime

thumb_up thumb_down +8

The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

thumb_up thumb_down +6

The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

thumb_up thumb_down

The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

thumb_up thumb_down -14

the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

thumb_up thumb_down -18

the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

the power to hear a dog whistle

thumb_up thumb_down -24

the power to glow in the dark during the day.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

thumb_up thumb_down +143

The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

thumb_up thumb_down +115

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!