The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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the power to see through bananas

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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the power to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!