the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power to exist

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to not be funny

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to be a normal human

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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Grass eating

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The power to erase your own existence.

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!