The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to have a black president

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!