The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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the power to be phone

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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the power to get blood clots

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The ability to fart inwards.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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Liam Brudenell

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!