The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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the power to smell tastebuds

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The Power of cheese

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to do nothing/

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!