The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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the power to be phone

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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the power to get blood clots

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to glow in the dark

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!