The power to give a **** about bigfoot

The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

The power to make any girl hate you

The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

The power to become inverted background color.

THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The ability to understand women!!

The ability to yell through your nose

The power to see through a hole

the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

xray vision , but you must close your eyes

The power to fart really smelly :P

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!