The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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the power to die at will

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to sleep

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!