The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to die at will.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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being able to blow up and die

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to kill yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!