the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to close your nose

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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the ability to die without any control

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!