The power to kill yourself

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black people

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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[insert pointless super powers here]

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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the ability to type slower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!