The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to set money on fire

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to burn ashes

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to talk to dust

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!