the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to pee any color

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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being able to blow up and die

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!