the power to know what time is not

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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the power to not finish your

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!