The power to pee ants.

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The superpower to poo at will.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The Power of cheese

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!