An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to speak in cursive

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the power to remember th...

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to be buried at sea

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to predict the past.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!