How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to take a crap.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!