The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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the power of the succulent game

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Balls.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!