Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to think you have powers.

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to see through windows!

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The super power to control paper.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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the power to not finish your

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!