The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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Lactokinesis

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!