the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to microwave bread

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to take away your power.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to be a dick.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!