The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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A healing punch

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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Find Waldo

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!