The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to like any show

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!