- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

The power to hear morse code.

The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

The power to catch em all

The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

the power to see through bananas

The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

The power to fly only when in a car.

the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

The power to breathe without thinking about it.

The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

The power of eating from ears.

The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

Pointless Super Powers