The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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the power to see through glass

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to see through a hole

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!