the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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the power to send future you crazy

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!