The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!