penis

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The power to be dead

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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the power to fart mace

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The ability to clean

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!