The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to be a normal person

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to look through glass.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!