The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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the power to herd cats

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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the power to always hug people

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The power to turn into paper

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!