The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to fart flames

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!