the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to move 7% faster.

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the power to see through bananas

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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the power to fly but only upward

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!