The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!