The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to see in black and white.

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!