The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to be half invisible

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the power to pee on command

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to Google "Google".

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the power to create a meme

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the power to fly but only upward

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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the power to not have a power

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to die at will.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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the power to eat waffles

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the power to fart terrible gas

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!