The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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the power to turn wine into water

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to look TV

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!